Yo, yo, yo!
I now realise that I type literally how I speak . . . and how difficult that must be for you guys, as you don’t actually hear me saying it to you. I apologise for my weird sentence structure. And the fact that this opening paragraph is pretty much just irrelevant.
Let’s move on, then, yeah?
So if you clicked this page it’s probably because you’re a blogger. I say probably but, unless you’re a really special human being, then you definitely did click this page because you’re a blogger. Why exactly did I summon you?
Because I . . . I really like bloggers. I just wanted to take a moment to really say a more personal “hi“. Are you new? Do I recognize your face? How’s the blog doing – got any good posts coming up I should be waiting for?
Anyway, so this is just my little space of my blog where I just really send out some love your way. Keep doing what you doing. Unless you’re blogging to spread white supremacy. Then you’re a Nazi and you should actually stop what you’re doing. And then go and, like, sit in a corner and think about what you’ve done.
But, racist bloggers aside, I love hearing from bloggers; so even if you just want to chat, or get some advice, or share some tips, become blogging friends or you have a collab idea or something . . . Us mystical creatures gotta stick together. So feel free to hit me up, my door is always
locked with a padlock because otherwise you’d get burgled open.
Oh – and, before I go, I have a category filled with blog help here because I genuinely find the whole business and analytical side of blogging fucking fascinating and will happily explain it for thousands of years.
Peace out, my peoples.